Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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