bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
PANTIES FOUND
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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