office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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