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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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(443): View more from Maryland

guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way

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(309): View more from Illinois

My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said

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(518): View more from New York

bad decision saturdays are such a good decision

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(309): View more from Illinois

there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s

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(315): View more from New York

New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.

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This is why we're soulmates.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him

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It was like catching dick in a barrel

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