I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
