I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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