Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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