Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
