Just cropdusted the office
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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