On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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