My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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