Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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