my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
did i walk over a car last night?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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