butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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