Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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