you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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