So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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