Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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