saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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