??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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