i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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