I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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