return my video game
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
