Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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