dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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