I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
