oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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