O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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