quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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