when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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