I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he wants to bone in the snuggie
My pussy is not your playground.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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