idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
another moral hangover. fuck.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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