HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
