thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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