she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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