I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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