he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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