it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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