We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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