Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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