yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
