Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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