i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
