So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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