Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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