I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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