In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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