Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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