drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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