There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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