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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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(701): View more from North Dakota

That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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(631): View more from New York

I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.

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(917): View more from New York City

She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.

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(214): View more from Texas

Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.

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(347): View more from New York

every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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(336): View more from North Carolina

thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

I'm all about the fuck

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