Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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