ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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