i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
They took my balls.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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