found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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