is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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