I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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