Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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