: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mouth tastes like poor choices
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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